Okay, so, hear me out here…
Do you have pets? Do you like your pets? Do you love those cute little critters and want them to lead good, long, happy lives? Do you?
Of course you do, because you are a responsible human being with respect for your fellow creatures. Maybe you even appreciate animal memes, such as the one below:
Well, I have a proposition for you, my reading friend:
PET ARMOUR.
Yes, Pet Armour, the new product that you didn’t know you needed, or wanted, but now definitely do! They would come in two types: Historical Style (sub-categories include Roman, Knight, Samurai, Aztec etc) and Sci-Fi Style (like Iron Man, but a dog, or budgie). Imagine a guinea pig dressed like a Feudal Ronin, a cat rocking some late medieval gothic armour… or a ferret in a suit of hot rod red and gold, bristling with (visual only) missile pods and laser things!
Why stop there, though? Why not add species-specific features? A miniature thruster and sensor array to launch your careless moggy out of the way of a moving vehicle, a drone with a leash so your dog can walk himself in safety and, yes, even a cogitation device to keep your guinea pig’s cute little brain working in top shape, he’ll be solving arithmetic in no time!
I know, ridiculous right? How am I not a salesman?
Craig Rathbone - Writer 
I’ll take 10!
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A fine choice! I’ll throw in a skateboard for a pigeon too, just for you!
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